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The authorities, impotents,  frigids, pedophiles, are now coming into our bedrooms to tell us what healthy consenting, normal man / woman couples can and can't do, while blessing homosexual relationships and marriage, and ignoring and justifying their own incestuous acts.  </div> <bR> <bR> <div> Last week, the United States Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit upheld an Alabama ban on the sale of sex toys. Alabamians can still use, improvise, borrow (not recommended by State or its legal counsel), or import from out-of-state the latex items of their choosing. But as far as the court of appeals is concerned, the sale and advertising of "any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs" can now get you up to a year of jail time and up to $10,000 in fines. Condoms and Viagra are exempted from the ban, as are whipped cream, strawberries, zucchini, bananas, cucumbers, baseball bats,  and anything sold at grocery stores, and the Sharper Image, and Barry White CDs. </div> <div> But I had heard rumors that soon laws will be passed that you must be 18 yo or older to purchase bananas, cucumber, and zucchini, and it will be against the law to have an opened container of whipped cream in your vehicle while on a public road. According to the Banana / Whipped Cream law, violators found guilty of such crimes can face the maximum sentence of public execution by firing squad. </div> <div> To prevent possible law suits, many retailers are removing whipped cream, bananas, zucchini from the shelves.  Although heavy cream will still be sold normally since it does not fall into this category.  With simple appliances and practice you can manufacture your own at home.  </div> <bR> <bR> <div> and here, a thought  to ponder;</div> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#99FFFF" FACE="Book Antiqua" >There would be no need for the women's movement if the church and Bible hadn't abused them.   </FONT><I> Father Leo Booth</I><I> </I></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>