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What Men Should Know
All of this site is intended to open the eyes,
minds and hearts of those who wish to be more romantic,
But if you happen to be deaf and dumb
And do not understand a word I say,
Then wave your hand to signify as much,
and I will try some other way to help you understand,
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What Men Should Know
 The difference between love and lust.
 How to change a tire, a diaper, and a woman's mind.
 When to hold on and when to let go.
 Basic carpentry, plumbing and automotive repair.
 Advanced foreplay.
 Trouble when he sees it.
 True love when he feels it.
 The symptoms of PMS and how to deal with them.
 How to fast talk and slow dance.
 The art of seduction.
 That his wife (lover, girlfriend) is not his mother.
 A woman's erogenous zones.
 How to negotiate the inevitable compromises of a romantic relationship in ways that keep both sides as happy as possible.
 How to make money, dinner, conversation, and love.
 How to give a toast and take a compliment.
 When to talk and when to listen.
 His way around a kitchen.
 The ecstasy of unconditional love.
 How to open a bottle of champagne.
 The magic of a woman.
 That it doesn't take much to piss a girl off (all it takes is a small amount of insensitivity, male pride, and chauvinism).
 That it doesn't take much to make a girl melt either.
 That girls just wanna have fun.
 That sometimes they (guys in general) are really quite insensitive.
 That most of the time (actually, ALL the time), girls really appreciate it when guys act like gentlemen - the opening-of-car -doors and the ladies-first thing.
 That it doesn't take two minutes for a girl to look beautiful - it takes a much longer period of time (admit it, it's worth the wait!)
 That if you can make a girl laugh, you are 'in'. Girls would rather spend their time laughing and talking to an ugly guy rather than bear with a non-interesting, pea-brained, humorless.
 That when guys talk, girls listen, and when the girls talk, they expect the same amount of interest and attention.
And yes, I use that word 'girls', because that is what most men don't understand. Girls are girls at all ages. From 9 to 90, before and after, they want to laugh, they think of romance, and are much less inhibited than most men, if you just give them a chance to show you. And will display the lack of inhibitions if lovingly encouraged, complimented, and thanked for it.
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