What Women Say
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The True Meaning
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No
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No
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Yes
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No
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Maybe
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No
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You Want
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You Want
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We Need
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I Want
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Its your decision
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The correct decision should be obvious by now
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Do what you want
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You'll pay for it later
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We need to talk
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I need to complain
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Sure...go ahead
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I don't want you to
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I'm not upset
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Of course I'm upset you moron
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You're.....so manly
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You need to shave and you sweat a lot
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I'm not emotional and I'm not overreacting!!
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I'm on my period
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Be romantic, turn the lights off
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I have flabby thighs
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This kitchen is so inconvenient
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I want a new house
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I want new curtains
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And carpeting and Furniture and.....
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Hang the picture there
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No, I mean hang it there
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I heard a noise
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You go downstairs and get killed first
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Do you love me
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I'm going to ask for something very expensive
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How much do you love me
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I did something today that you're really not going to like
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I'll be ready in a minute
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Kick of your shoes and find a good game on TV
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I'm sorry
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You'll be sorry
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Are you listening to me!?
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(Too late, your dead)
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You have to learn to communicate
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Just agree with me
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I'm not yelling
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Yes I'm yelling because this is important to me
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Do you like this recipe?
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It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
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Is my butt fat?
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Tell me I'm beautiful
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