What Women Say	The True Meaning
No	No
Yes	No
Maybe	No
You Want	You Want
We Need	I Want
Its your decision	The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want	You'll pay for it later
We need to talk	I need to complain
Sure...go ahead	I don't want you to
I'm not upset	Of course I'm upset you moron
You're.....so manly	You need to shave and you sweat a lot
I'm not emotional and I'm not overreacting!!	I'm on my period
Be romantic, turn the lights off	I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient	I want a new house
I want new curtains	And carpeting and Furniture and.....
Hang the picture there	No, I mean hang it there
I heard a noise	You go downstairs and get killed first
Do you love me	I'm going to ask for something very expensive
How much do you love me	I did something today that you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute	Kick of your shoes and find a good game on TV
I'm sorry	You'll be sorry
Are you listening to me!?	(Too late, your dead)
You have to learn to communicate	Just agree with me
I'm not yelling	Yes I'm yelling because this is important to me
Do you like this recipe?	It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Is my butt fat?	Tell me I'm beautiful