Humor 2

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=200 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <A HREF="http://www.blue1water.com/ux/id112.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.blue1water.com/ux/id112.htm"><U><I><B><IMG SRC="fec23230.jpg" border=0 width="35" height="35" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></I></U></A><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#99CCFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="http://www.blue1water.com/ux/id112.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.blue1water.com/ux/id112.htm"><U><I><B>Quick Jump to Erotic Tales <IMG SRC="114537510.jpg" border=0 width="55" height="81" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></I></U></A></FONT><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#FFCC99" FACE="Book Antiqua" ><I>Tales of decadence, debauchery, lust, passion, desire, seduction, etc. etc. etc. I think you get the idea. - Mild to Wild . . . . </I></FONT></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>==============</B></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/"><U><I> Spanish .</I></U></A><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#FF6633" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/"><U> Pages <IMG SRC="112f1e140.jpg" border=0 width="30" height="20" ALT="Spain" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></FONT></div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/"><U>Páginas en Español</U></A><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FF6633" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/"><U> </U></A></FONT></div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/"><U><I>cuentos eróticos</I></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/"><U><I>And many thanks to Iruntxu for her translations to Spanish. </I></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.blue1water.com/spa/"><U><I>She just needs to learn to keep her fingers on the keyboard,</I></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <B>==============</B></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id42.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Gourmet Erotic Deviant"><U>Gourmet Erotic Deviant</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id28.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Cyrano"><U>Cyrano</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id29.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Cyrano Contents"><U>Cyrano Contents</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id30.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="In the Beginning"><U>In the Beginning</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id31.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Increase the Momentum"><U>Increase the Momentum</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id32.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Warmer Sentiments"><U>Warmer Sentiments</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id33.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Warmer Words"><U>Warmer Words</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id34.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Open the 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their wrist while asking for the time.... I </div> <div> know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?</div> <bR> <div> People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.</div> <bR> <div> When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?</div> <bR> <div> When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?</div> <bR> <div> When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No dummy, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.</div> <bR> <div> People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?</div> <bR> <div> When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.</div> <bR> <div> When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?</div> <bR> <div> When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, nobhead?</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>LADIES NIGHT OUT!</B></div> <div> Last night, my friends and I went to a ladies nightclub. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!</div> <div> Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.</div> <div> In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill and sticks it to one of his butt cheeks. </div> <div> Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50.</div> <div> My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the woman in me took over!</div> <div> I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. </div> <div> "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. </div> <div> "Promise me you won't tell me." </div> <div> Confused, the father asked what was wrong. </div> <div> "Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the there's no Santa speech. At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech. When I Was 8, you hit me with the there's no tooth fairy' speech. If you tell me that grown-ups don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for." </div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>An orgasm</B> is the person who accompanies the choir in church.</div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="a382c540.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="340" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="8" VSPACE="8">Semen</B> is another word for "sailors."</div> <div> <B>Asphalt</B> describes rectal troubles.</div> <div> <B>KOTEX</B> is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.</div> <div> <B>Masturbate</B> is used to catch large fish.</div> <div> <B>Coitus</B> is a musical instrument.</div> <div> <B>A dildo</B> is a variety of sweet pickles.</div> <div> <B>An erection</B> is when Japanese vote for their new government officials</div> <div> <B>Artery - </B>study of paintings</div> <div> <B>Bacteria</B> - back door of cafeteria</div> <div> <B>Cat scan</B> - searching for kitty</div> <div> <B>Coma</B> - a punctuation mark</div> <div> <B>Congenital</B> - friendly</div> <div> <B>Dilate </B>- to live long</div> <div> <B>Fibula</B> - a small lie</div> <div> <B>Impotent</B> - distinguished, well known</div> <div> <B>Intense pain</B> - torture in a teepee</div> <div> <B>Labor pain</B> - getting hurt at work </div> <div> <B>Medical staff</B> - doctor's cane</div> <div> <B>Morbid</B> - higher offer</div> <div> <B>Nitrate</B> - cheaper than day rate</div> <div> <B>Outpatient</B> - person who has fainted</div> <div> <B>Post operative</B> - letter carrier</div> <div> <B>Recovery room</B> - place to do upholstery</div> <div> <B>Secretion</B> - hiding anything</div> <div> <B>Urine</B> - opposite of you're out</div> <div> <B>Varicose</B> - located nearby</div> <div> <B>Fellatio</B> refers to an Italian dagger.</div> <div> <B>Cunnilingus</B> refers to someone who can speak foreign languages.</div> <div> <B>Phallus</B> was a city on the Nile.</div> <div> <B>Pubic hair</B> is a wild rabbit in the Outback.</div> <div> <B>"Spread Eagle"</B> is an extinct bird.</div> <div> <B>A menstrual cycle</B> has three wheels.</div> <div> <B>The G-string</B> is part of a violin.</div> <div> <B>Testicles</B> are found on an octopus.</div> <div> <B>An umbilical cord</B> is part of a parachute.</div> <div> <B>A diaphragm</B> is a drawing in geometry.</div> <div> <B>Genitals</B> are people of non-Jewish origins.</div> <div> <B>Douche</B> is the Italian word for twelve.</div> <div> <B>An enema</B> is someone who is not your friend.</div> <div> <B>Scrotum</B> is a small moon orbiting Uranus.</div> <div> <B>Climax</B> is a weather balloon.</div> <div> <B>Condom</B> is a small apartment complex.</div> <div> <B>Menopause</B> is a button on the VHS remote control</div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="132b80e00.jpg" border=0 width="640" height="480" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="1148905a0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="346" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="132a2dbc0.jpg" border=0 width="557" height="700" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="23b8c4b0.jpg" border=0 width="396" height="331" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="1149c21e0.jpg" border=0 width="450" height="286" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="114aacff0.jpg" border=0 width="428" height="511" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="114b6a240.jpg" border=0 width="362" height="292" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="114c1c080.jpg" border=0 width="540" height="776" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="13285ee80.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="232" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">     <IMG SRC="132955f80.jpg" border=0 width="341" height="504" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>