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Slit-o-Rama

There's nothing remarkable about it.
All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time
and the instrument plays itself.
-- J.S. Bach      
Two-finger typing
Ambrosial essence
Affirmative attitude
Admirable reserve
Twirlin' the pearl
Animated eloquence
Antagonistic behavior
Approving smile
Squeezing the peach
Awakened curiosity
Working out at the Y
Artistic elegance
Artistic expression
Twiddling her twat
Artistic view
Awed devotion
Beautiful features
Stinky pinky
Bewitching airs
Balmy fragrance
Slapping slit
Bashful demeanor
Sliding into home
Binding obligation
Pussy soccer
Bottomless abyss
Boundless energy
Bright interlude
Captivating charm
Sending Muffin Morse Code
Celestial joy
Scratching the patch
Charming radiance
Fluffing the muff
Ceremonious courtesy
Cherished object
Civilizing influence
Clear insight
Comforting reassurance
Compelling force
Complimentary glance
Costly advantages
Coy reluctance
Cutting directness
Dappled shadows
Dancing sunshine
Decisive manner
Pussy poking
Delectable speculation
Poking the pudding
Delightful variation
Desirable distinction
Desperate defiance
Priming the pump
Deviously subtle
Devouring ambition
Dormant capacities
Polishing the nugget
Dominating influence
Earthly splendor
Playing the slots
Emotive power
Playing solitaire
Enchanted garden
Engaging smile
Playing the hairy guitar
Enriching experience
Erotic gestures
Elusive charm
Peeling the peach
Energetic enthusiasm
Enduring charm
Pampering the pussy
Epicurean taste
Itching the ditch
Exemplary conduct
Groping the grotto
Exotic appearance
Exquisite specimen
Extraordinary charm
Going solo
Faultless taste
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
Figurative eloquence
Fireside delights
The magical disappearing finger trick
Flowing imagery
Freshening breeze
Surfing the web
Golden opportunity
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Gorgeous splendor
Teasing the kitty
Healthy vitality
Hidden pitfalls
Tiptoe through the TwoLips
Hot frenzy
Honeyed eloquence
The two-fingered tango
Hypnotic fascination
The ole feel n' squeal
Illuminating insight
Tickling the kitty
Impatient yearning
Impending fate
Impish humor
Inflamed curiosity
Involuntary yearnings
Stroking the box
Magnetic fascination
Matchless charm
Nonchalant manner
Stirring the pudding
Obstinate defiance
Penetrating warmth



















































































































































































































































































"There's no shortage of pussy- it's just the delivery system that's messed up."

Self-Help Terminology >>>>

Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.



These stories I add to daily . . . . . . Click on the Clit to continue.


( For those of you, who are still spending money on lubricants, I suggest good quality olive oil. Excellent of self help, serviced help, massages., etc etc etc. All natural, can be purchased at your local grocery store, kept handy without drawing attention, and of course it's eatable. For extra arousal pleasure, add a couple of drops of vanilla extract. )