Auditioning the finger puppets	Bashing the gash	Beating around the bush	Buttering' the muffin
Checking the status of the I/O port	Digging' the stench trench	Cunt Rubbing'	Doing something for my chapped lips
Doing the two-finger ballet	Double knuckling	Doing the two-finger slot rumba	Doodling the noodle
Feeling your funnel	Dousing the digits	Double-clicking your mouse	Finger-pole the hole
Flicking the switch	Fishing for cumpliments	Finishing the job	Fingering something out
Flitting your clit	Getting a stinky pinky	Getting to know yourself	Manual override
Menage a moi	Mistressbate	Muffin buffin'	Nulling the void
Ringing your bell	Polishing the peanut	Plunging the happy hole	Pokin' the pucker
Romancing thy own	Rubbin Hood	Sexercising	Rubbin' the nubbin
Slappin' the crack	Spanking the spot	Slapping the flap	Snatching
Stiffening my upper lip	Stirring it up	Surfing the channel	Taking advantage of yourself
Touching your tigress	Testing the plumbing	Tickling the pearl	Taking a dip
Unclogging the drain	Two-finger taco tango	The disappearing finger trick	White knuckling